Porcupine Dream

I was sitting on the couch, remote in hand. My sister was sitting next to me talking on her cellphone. Out of the corner of my eye I saw an animal come out from behind the TV stand...I thought it was a rather large rat, but it turned out to be a porcupine. I "coaxed" it to follow me to the sunroom so I could get it to go out the sliding glass door...as I have had training on coaxing porcupines...and it followed me. When we got to the door I tried pushing it out and it bit me on the hand and was hanging on for dear life.